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Tips & Techniques from Symantec Engineers
• Rotate crops to avoid soil depletion.
• Yogurt is a low calorie substitute for sour cream.
• Pump your brakes to stop on icy roads.
• Let your faucets drip on cold nights so your pipes don't freeze.
• Brush and floss at least twice a day.
• Buy low, sell high.
• Don't write directly to the screen, the ink will never come off.
• Don't run with scissors.
• Nail polish will stop a run.
• Don't make that face or it will stay that way.
• Change your oil every 3 months or 3000 miles.
• Take a bath or shower weekly, whether you need it or not.
• Don't sit too close to the TV.
• Use club soda to get out stains.
• Turn in the direction of the skid.
• Use newspaper to clean windows and mirrors without streaking.
• Use cream of tartar and baking soda as a substitute for baking powder.
• Don't throw water on a grease fire.
• Dip your matches in wax so they work even if they get wet.
• Use the smallest F-stop for maximum depth of field.
• Don't look directly at the sun during an eclipse.
• Reapply sunscreen after swimming.
• Wait half an hour after eating before going in the water.
• In an emergency, your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device.
• Add more water for thinner oatmeal, and less for thicker oatmeal.
• Don't hold your breath when you sneeze or your head will explode.
• Don't eat ice cream too fast or you'll get a headache.
• Take two aspirin and drink a glass of water to prevent a hangover.
• Don't shout “FIRE!” in a crowded theater.
• Stay in your car in an electrical storm.
• Joking about bombs or guns at the baggage check-in is a federal offense.
• Wear orange during hunting season.
• Curb your dog.
• Use tea bags to reduce puffiness around the eyes.
• Dump your fuel before making a crash landing.
• A full tank of gas prevents rusting and freezing during winter months.
• An Apple a day keeps the doctor away.
• Don't lick frozen metal pipes.
• Wear a hat: 90% of your body heat is lost through your head.
• Underwear can be worn for a second day if you turn it inside out.
• Don't put your cat in the microwave to dry it off.
• Put gummy bears in water for three days for great party treats.
• Lock your handles if you expect to be gone for more than 20 minutes.
• Always pack your own parachute.
• Don't point your camera at soldiers with guns in a third world country.
• NP-complete does not stand for “not possible”.
• Olive oil, garlic, basil, tomato sauce and a tomato make good pizza sauce.
• Shake the toner cartridge to make it last longer.
• Plead insanity.
• Cut up six-pack rings so small sea animals don't get caught in them.
• Don't read in the dark.
• Small pebbles, marshm allows and Baby Ruth bars float.
• Don't believe everything you read.
and remember
No matter where you go, there you are.